Hilarious Letters

Dear Pinochio,

So all I have to do is lie?

Sincerely, Lord Voldemort!

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Dear cat,

Please, I'm sorry I raise you in the air everytime I hear "The Circle of Life."

Sincerely, but yet, I have no regrets.

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Dear Board of Education,

So are we.

Sincerely, students.

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Dear zombies,

You should have gone to ancient Egypt. They put brains in easy-to-acess containers.

Sincerely, just wanting to help.

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Dear remote,

You turn me on.

Sincerely, TV.

Dear Dairy Queen,

Will you marry me?

Sincerely, Burger King.

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Dear people incessantly saying "YOLO!",

Not if you're Hindu...

Sincerely, but seriously, shut up.

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Dear Dora,

Yelling "Swiper no swiping!" did not stop the burglar...

Sincerely, robbed.

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Dear Mario,

I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend.

Sincerely, you owe me.

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Dear police officer,

No, really I'm not drunk.

Sincerely, I'm just trying to walk like Jack Sparrow...